EUROVISION COUNTDOWN

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Germany

It's easy to do the Ed Sheeran comparisons, and indeed Master Ed's song could easily pass as a lesser cut from the latter-day housewife's...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 38 – Serbia

Here we go again – Balkan Ballad mark 2 from everyone’s favourite Balkan county.  I don’t know what it is with these types of...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino

Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here.  SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery.  This...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Russia

Words can not do justice as to how HIDEOUS and CLAWING I find this song. It's horrific, trite nonsense that is a V's up...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 35 – Romania

Romania have a good record in this contest and, as I have said for ages, will win this contest in a rolling 5 year...

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – San Marino

Following a national selection process that had very little to do with either San Marino or its national broadcaster and everything to do with...

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He declares the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest ... open. But are there dark forces at work? Listen to what our benevolent leader has to tell...

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Rybak

Six Eurovision winners who should have quit while ahead

Only one performer has ever won the Eurovision Song Contest twice. Johnny Logan warbled his way to victory in 1980 and 1987. This year, Norwegian power-violinist Alexander Rybak hopes to...
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Monty goes to Amsterdam: Eurovision in Concert

I’m on my travels again, OnEuropeans. After the preview party in London I’ve headed to Amsterdam for the huge Eurovision in Concert. The preview...
Eugent

Whoops – that could have been awkward

Eugent Bushpepa recently announced he would have to skip the various promo parties ahead of the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest. He blamed it all on...
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43 pearls of wisdom from Eurovision 2018

It's all about the message behind the glitter and the lights. Or so they say. Let's take a minute to see what 43 acts...
Monty

Monty goes to the London Eurovision Party

Thursday saw the 2018 London Eurovision Party, the original preview party, now in its 11th edition. Once more I was on hand to help...

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Five years of Eurovision betting – do votes follow the money?

With Eurovision less than a month away, people have started to put their money where their mouth is and place bets on who win...

20 times Eurovision has kept it in the family

I’ve heard it said – or rather I used to hear it being said – that the Irish have Eurovision ‘in their blood’ –...