Ten more acts are poised to fight it out to secure a place in the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. We’ll be here again tonight from 8pm (UK/Portugal) – that’s 9pm in Europe, 10pm local time to ‘talk the shits’ and generally help Europe (and beyond) work out which way to vote.
Mr Phil is in the hall and Mo will be luxuriating on a chaise longue while Demy’s dancers drop peeled grapes into his mouth. Join us and pick holes in everything we say.