So, with the Eurovision bunting safely packed away for yet another year, what did we learn? Our team spent two weeks bringing you the magic and glory of the business we call show, live (or thereabouts) from Kiev. Their pearl of wisdom might be that cheese with inbuilt bacon is less of a good idea than you might think.

But what about the rest of us? Here are ten things to store away and quote next year when the fan forums become intense.