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Eurovision Countdown 24 – Greece according to Mo

For some years, Greece has been the saviour of Eurovision, sending credible song after credible song. Performers who stand up way beyond the Contest...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany

The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...

The countdown is literally on – Scores please?!

So - two weeks in, and what has been tickling our tastebuds and what has been causing a stink on this year's countdown? France has...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 15 – Germany

“I am nothing but the average” sings Isaak in this song’s opening line. I could just change it to ‘this is’ and leave this...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo

Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14/37 – Georgia

Imagine my disappointment when I realised this song was not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8 Sam may be the Hero next door but what have we got here?  My...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo

One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away. Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia

I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...

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Video Vault

What’s better than puppetry?

It's a question all Eurovision fans have asked: "What does this performance need to make it stand out among ALL others?" For most delegations...

The one that got away – thankfully

Disclaimer: I had nothing to do with any of this! You know that moment when you are talking to someone you consider a close friend...

Ring Ring…. No it’s not ABBA….. it’s Deller….

So the OnEurope hotline goes off... Ring Ring Ring "Yes?? Sorry Nick? - You wan't me to put *what* into the Vault?? - Because it fill...

OnEurope Video Vault 2020 – Episode 17

In this episode, Phil doubts the invention of the phonograph was a good idea.... https://youtu.be/sdHAhsy04HU

It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!

There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...

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EBU issues (another) statement following ongoing Eurovision artist abuse

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has today issued a statement following a surge in online abuse and harassment of artists taking part in the...

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