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Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo

One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away. Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia

I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France

I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song.  It left me very cold in...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 13 – France

“Oh, my love, come back to Paris! Do it for us I beg you” implores Slimane in this achingly heartfelt chanson. I won’t need...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo

The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter. Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12/37 – Finland

Oh Finland.  It’s the law of diminishing Eurovision returns for you lot and no mistake.  You were wacky last year with the man in...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 12 – Finland

I mentioned the false Käärijä effect back while reviewing the Croatian entry. It’s the assumption that Cha Cha Cha was just a bit mad...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Finland according to Mo

This guy really can’t sing. He’s struggling on the way too many high notes already – and I suspect this will mean a rearrangement...

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So Phil, can you whip up something 1980’s

... said Nick. My first thought was this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH-OU4n-VU Then I got slapped and told "Musically for the Vault" - Can you whip something up something hideous...

Video Vault – Week 14 – Again with the plagiat!

In this episode of the Video Vault Phil uses his new fangled video editor to cheery up the six of you that view this...

We’re getting there!!

See, if was left to me, i'd have put the entire NSF 1975 in the vault - but you lot have short attention spans...

Siri, tell me where Mr Nick’s sense has gone

Now, when I asked Nick D last night for emergency vault material, he asked whether it can be brilliant and yet... difficult. “Of course,” I...

Video Vault – At least it’s not My Pet Parrot…

In this episode of the Video Vault Phil asks the question "Why on Earth have Ireland not won this thing a million times" and...

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EBU issues (another) statement following ongoing Eurovision artist abuse

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has today issued a statement following a surge in online abuse and harassment of artists taking part in the...

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