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Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo

One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away. Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...
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Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia

I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...
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Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France

I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song.  It left me very cold in...
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Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 13 – France

“Oh, my love, come back to Paris! Do it for us I beg you” implores Slimane in this achingly heartfelt chanson. I won’t need...
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Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo

The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter. Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...
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Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12/37 – Finland

Oh Finland.  It’s the law of diminishing Eurovision returns for you lot and no mistake.  You were wacky last year with the man in...
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Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 12 – Finland

I mentioned the false Käärijä effect back while reviewing the Croatian entry. It’s the assumption that Cha Cha Cha was just a bit mad...
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Eurovision Countdown 24 – Finland according to Mo

This guy really can’t sing. He’s struggling on the way too many high notes already – and I suspect this will mean a rearrangement...
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Video Vault – On the first day, god created Eurovision

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In this week's video vault, Phil casts doubt on the legitimacy of the theory of creation through the medium of song.... well, we say...

It’s a rum do when you have to lock away P S and M

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... but I'm doing it for their own good! - Clowns aren't exactly de rigeur at the moment so, for his own safety I'm...

So Phil, can you whip up something 1980’s

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... said Nick. My first thought was this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH-OU4n-VU Then I got slapped and told "Musically for the Vault" - Can you whip something up something hideous...

Video Vault Season 2 – What “Delights”..?

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Well Deller and I have had a conflab via the medium of the book of face and have decided that this off-season we're going...

When scoring 0 just isn’t bad enough

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EBU issues (another) statement following ongoing Eurovision artist abuse

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has today issued a statement following a surge in online abuse and harassment of artists taking part in the...

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