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Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo

One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away. Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia

I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France

I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song.  It left me very cold in...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 13 – France

“Oh, my love, come back to Paris! Do it for us I beg you” implores Slimane in this achingly heartfelt chanson. I won’t need...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo

The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter. Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12/37 – Finland

Oh Finland.  It’s the law of diminishing Eurovision returns for you lot and no mistake.  You were wacky last year with the man in...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 12 – Finland

I mentioned the false Käärijä effect back while reviewing the Croatian entry. It’s the assumption that Cha Cha Cha was just a bit mad...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Finland according to Mo

This guy really can’t sing. He’s struggling on the way too many high notes already – and I suspect this will mean a rearrangement...

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Video Vault

Video Vault – A romance language my arse

In this week's installment Phil has doubts that French is the language of love - more like the language of bleeding ears!

Video Vault – think of the children!

In this week's video vault we examine the curious tale of the 1996 pre-selection and the notion that kids shouldn't grow up to be...

Video Vault – Cotton? Nope – Elastine? Nope – Polyester… hmmmm

This week's video vault takes a not very detailed look at songs about man-made fibres and asks... why?!

OnEurope Video Vault – Episode 16 – High on a hill with a lonely goatherd?

In this episode Phil wonders if the hills are alive with the sound of music and doubts what he thinks "music" is.....

The vault because NickD likes the Dutch

So Nick, says I, Find me something Vaultworthy. Well he chooses the video above because, and I quote: "I admire anyone who can fit the vocabulary...

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EBU issues (another) statement following ongoing Eurovision artist abuse

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has today issued a statement following a surge in online abuse and harassment of artists taking part in the...

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