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Eurovision Countdown 24 – Greece according to Mo

For some years, Greece has been the saviour of Eurovision, sending credible song after credible song. Performers who stand up way beyond the Contest...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany

The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...

The countdown is literally on – Scores please?!

So - two weeks in, and what has been tickling our tastebuds and what has been causing a stink on this year's countdown? France has...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 15 – Germany

“I am nothing but the average” sings Isaak in this song’s opening line. I could just change it to ‘this is’ and leave this...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo

Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14/37 – Georgia

Imagine my disappointment when I realised this song was not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8 Sam may be the Hero next door but what have we got here?  My...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Georgia according to Mo

One thing feels certain (to me). Georgia will return to the final after a few mumbling-beardy-man years away. Nutsa has turned in a gloriously shouty...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 14 – Georgia

I’m usually the first to champion a strong female-sung pop banger in this Contest and this, on paper, is what Georgia delivers. It’s an...

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Video Vault

So Phil, can you whip up something 1980’s

... said Nick. My first thought was this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH-OU4n-VU Then I got slapped and told "Musically for the Vault" - Can you whip something up something hideous...

With friends like her, who needs enemies?

No, OnEuropeans, we're not having a go at the Irish (much) in this Video Vault section this week ... it just so happens that...

When Sweden do things well…

... they really really do do them well. It's 1980, they put on a massive Melodifestivalen with at least 7 winners in it* and even...

Video Vault – On the first day, god created Eurovision

In this week's video vault, Phil casts doubt on the legitimacy of the theory of creation through the medium of song.... well, we say...

The vault because NickD likes the Dutch

So Nick, says I, Find me something Vaultworthy. Well he chooses the video above because, and I quote: "I admire anyone who can fit the vocabulary...

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EBU issues (another) statement following ongoing Eurovision artist abuse

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has today issued a statement following a surge in online abuse and harassment of artists taking part in the...

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