Hoisting the Flag (For You)

Well, it's a busy old morning in Eurovisionia. I saw just the one run through of Czech Republic, and it was interesting. A huge...

Some Czech Republic and some Belarus

We rushed in, just so we can say we were here for the Czech Republic but I suspect we did not miss a great...

Belarus get sticky at Eurovision

Cyprus having found the wallpaper, Belarus have in turn found the Solvite. Only a Brit of a certain age is going to catch that...

Touch my Bond

Only going to watch a couple of run throughs here, as it's nearly lunchtime and there's an hour's break in the schedule after this...

Belarus – can’t make a word out

Not a hope in hell of getting anywhere. Europe are still not going to understand that there was an English lyric to this song...

Belarus and Albania

I've somehow managed to walk out on Kate Ryanair, before she'd even arrived on stage. How rude! I've also annoyed the hobnob by dropping...

Belarus is …

... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...

Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...

... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...

Belarus – Conventional Wisdom Vs real life

Conventional wisdom dictates that this is a good song with a great singer - unfortunately conventional wisdom is a bag of old tripe. It's...

4 more of them – now with another non tent conenction

Belarus - She may be "big star" and she may point like a diva queen, AND she may wear pink ( she knows her...