Sunday, November 18, 2018

16 July – That girl is a witch

If you're writing a song for Eurovision, you must avoid commercial references, political references, and offensive references. I'm not sure whether the quote from...

All these words we’ll never never never change

What's this I hear you cry? Another random video? Well it could either be because there's a dearth of birthdays. Or it could be...

11 June – As a lake without water, as a lamp...

It was always interesting when our friends at the EBU relaxed the rule about singing in your own language. Obviously, where most songs are...

What does the web predict for tonight’s semi-final?

Tonight, Eurovision Song Contest fans get to settle down with the first slice of the 2018 competition. Nineteen songs will compete for ten Grand...

Et Finalament – La Finlande

Saara has made an improvement on the overall performance. She still, though, looks the same as on Tuesday, and starts off strapped to the wheel...

Saara and her wheel of misfortune

Ooh Lady Saara of Altoo now and, as expected, she’s has a big prop erection onstage consisting of a wheel of fortune at the...

Finland – Saara in a spin

It’s time for Saara Aalto, and for us to see whether she’s improved the dog’s dinner of the presentation in the Finnish UMK. She...

Controversial piece number 318 – Saaaara Aalto

This song ... well ... it really does need some words to describe it, I guess. The first set of words I'm going to use...

Monty goes to Saara Aalto’s Eurovision Wonderland

Eurovision edges ever closer, but the promo circuit has not quite closed yet. Last night, though, I went to what will be my last...

Now you remind me of something I’ll never have

Random time again, and I've gone back to 2017. It was a year when there were some surprise non-qualifiers. You might not think that today's...