It’s all about the hashtag

If you've spent the last few months under a stone, you might not know, but in this #world, you're nobody without a hashtag. And...

French chic with a message

In contrast to Germany, France seems so classy, and Madame Monsieur have this all but perfected. They look good, they sound good, and now they...

And finally, France … hmmmm

A literal fuckton of people in this place have decided that, after the first run-through - this song is the best thing since sliced...

And mercifully, La France is our last

Et enfin, la France. Thankfully, this is a simple presentation, no attempts to over complicate it. The pair are on stage in black outfits,...

23 April – Because I’m the queen of the big country

Because we celebrate all aspects of our favourite TV show here, it should be no surprise when I dig deeply into the archives. I've dug/digged...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 15 – FRANCE

Mercy by Madame Monsieur After two good results from internally selected entries it was a surprise to see a return to a national final in...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 17 – France

There are around 30 and 45 seconds between each song so imagine your national commentator (of choice) telling you about this song. It’s by...

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – France

It has become a tradition that fans love the French Eurovision entry. No matter what - even when last year they entered a lovely...

28 February – Forests could still sing

Remember when betting was a small simple affair. You bet on a song to win, or one of those each way things? Life was...

21 February – You’ll want to drink more

Language. It can always provoke debate in Eurovision circles. Free language rule or no free language rule? Song in one language or a combination...