Friday, January 18, 2019

All change for the French team

After three years leading the French Eurovision delegation, Edoardo Grassi has moved on. His replacement is Steven Clerima. The announcement was made yesterday through the...

30 June – Never admit, never, never, never, never

I've had enough of colour performances, so to redress that balance, here's one in glorious black & white. No, don't click 'back', you may...

12 June – I liked our toxic love

Do you like a dramatic performance. One that draws you in and makes you feel for the singer. A singer who smoulders in front...

It’s all about the hashtag

If you've spent the last few months under a stone, you might not know, but in this #world, you're nobody without a hashtag. And...

French chic with a message

In contrast to Germany, France seems so classy, and Madame Monsieur have this all but perfected. They look good, they sound good, and now they...

And finally, France … hmmmm

A literal fuckton of people in this place have decided that, after the first run-through - this song is the best thing since sliced...

And mercifully, La France is our last

Et enfin, la France. Thankfully, this is a simple presentation, no attempts to over complicate it. The pair are on stage in black outfits,...

23 April – Because I’m the queen of the big country

Because we celebrate all aspects of our favourite TV show here, it should be no surprise when I dig deeply into the archives. I've dug/digged...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 15 – FRANCE

Mercy by Madame Monsieur After two good results from internally selected entries it was a surprise to see a return to a national final in...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 17 – France

There are around 30 and 45 seconds between each song so imagine your national commentator (of choice) telling you about this song. It’s by...