Saturday, December 15, 2018

Final day of rehearsals!

Ok, so we’re off with the final day of press rehearsals, and it’s the hosts and the Big 5: we’ve seen these now so...

If Estonia was hatesex …

This is more like a shit date. You expect your companion to wine and dine you, but instead you end up the Travelodge in...

French finale

Our last to reveal is France, and I’ve been longing to see this since Alma was announced. I really adore this song, and have...

Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 9

You know how you'll miss us when we're gone, well that day is finally here. The last of our Eurovision Countdown shows for 2017....

The Seven Greatest Eurovision Non-Runners Of All Time

For the second year running there will be a song in the Eurovision souvenir programme that will not be performed on the big night....

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – France

Requiem by Alma Every year I bemoan the fact that France has rarely been rewarded for the diversity she has brought to Eurovision. Their entries...

France – When a remix is a bad idea

So, the French have decided to shoe-horn some English into a perfectly decent song. I have a feeling their hand was forced by the...

France – Now then this is more like it … maybe

Now, France 2, this is more like it.  I don't like your strategy of sneaking it out on a Thursday afternoon when I was...

France: Not enough punch

From Frans to France, a slick performance from Amir, some good close-ups of his not unattractive face, which is good, as he and his...

A Gallic Shrug set to music…

....Oh dear Amir, where has this gone wrong?? It really isn't all that based on this either and is the musical equivalent of "meh" set...