Sunday, December 16, 2018

Juke Box Fury – the Big 5

And so we're back for the last 5 of this year's 43. After a couple of days of doing sod all but sitting on...

Back for another go

Someone is going to have to explain this to me. I know its all "clever" and stuff, but I genuinely cant tell the difference...

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag

Phil: Am still liking Lena. The crew like her too, because its her birthday today and the LED screen said so ;) The song is still...

Sleeping satellites

Oh dear. I probably shouldn't have invoked the spirit of Wincey Willis.no. Monsoon season has arrived here in Oslo, it's making Sunday's torrents look...

Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision

Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...

Firing blanks

I've always said I hated the German entry and ranked it in my bottom two and I've seen nothing in rehearsals to change my...

To jedosta. Sardela to jedosta

Nick: Have No Angels got any sort of fan-base outside Germany? I ask merely because if they haven't, they're in for a pretty difficult...

German feathers

Nick: Germany are not adding anything to the sum of my happiness right now. No Angels are five lasses - who were, apparently, HUGE...

German cheese

Nick: I'd like to thank all those who explained Cicero to me yesterday - and I think I get it now. It's Robbie Williams...

50s swing German style at Eurovision 2007

Nick: *bzzzzzt* *crackle* *pht* Well, we're sorry, we seem to be having some technical problems with my brain at the moment. Sound and vision...