Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision

Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...

Firing blanks

I've always said I hated the German entry and ranked it in my bottom two and I've seen nothing in rehearsals to change my...

To jedosta. Sardela to jedosta

Nick: Have No Angels got any sort of fan-base outside Germany? I ask merely because if they haven't, they're in for a pretty difficult...

German feathers

Nick: Germany are not adding anything to the sum of my happiness right now. No Angels are five lasses - who were, apparently, HUGE...

German cheese

Nick: I'd like to thank all those who explained Cicero to me yesterday - and I think I get it now. It's Robbie Williams...

50s swing German style at Eurovision 2007

Nick: *bzzzzzt* *crackle* *pht* Well, we're sorry, we seem to be having some technical problems with my brain at the moment. Sound and vision...

Showing respect to my boys who made it through

Embed from Getty Images Actually, I've not been terribly respectful at all for the last hour. I gave Texas Lightning a couple of listenings, just...

Germany, Denmark and Mihai

Germany - are looking all over the winner. Yes I know I have put 10 of your earth pounds on Finland at 20/1, but...

It would appear…

...that the Royster has been BLATANTLY LYING down below about Sidsel. Mind you, Texas Lightning were damn good and they might very well be to...

Western Swing

Hey, that Texas Lightning are dead good by the way. Solid, charming, happy-go-lucky - it'll do alright. Every now and again I got a 'this...