Thursday, January 17, 2019

A morning of various joy – an evening of much of...

Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill! He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...

Ireland – Ah go on, go on!

Phil: Mrs Doyle has changed her dress and any "artistic differences" with the crew have gone, and a daisy is now their background! Lovely,...

RTE serve up ‘Father Ted’ to Eurovision 2007

Nick: I'm feeling the love in spite of myself. This lot are dangerous. They may squash the molehill, but they'll never touch the mole They might...

1000 songs in

The 1000th song ever in the contest is probably going to qualify. The singer - in my very humble opinion - is a bit...

Stand by for action!

Embed from Getty Images Embed from Getty Images We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...

And on to Ireland and Cyprus

Ireland are sort of... he looks alright, actually. Seems very confident and comfortable, the mix of the song is a bit beefier and meatier...

I ran out of the hall because …

... it's 4.25 on day one, and Ireland were rehearsing - that in itself was a terrifying experience, but to follow that, we have...

Ireland, Slovenia, Denmark and Poland

Ireland - Joe McCall is god!! - He is fantastic!! He came over to our table in our drinking binge after TV's Roy Delaney...

When Irish eyes are falling…

So the lovely Irish lot thought it'd be a nice idea to do a bit of Irish dancing on the press conference tables. And...

Ireland – DONT FALL FOR IT EUROPE

There are members of this esteemed panel that think that this song is the best thing they have ever seen - including the esteem-ed...