Good morning Oslo – four rehearsals in one

The detractors among you will still notice that the Finns have done nothing significantly different from their national final performance, which is a good...

Malta – One overdone bird

And now a bit of Maltese brilliance. A wonderful ballad delivered by a marvellous singer in a brilliant performance.... splut..kerplunk...phat...ah that's better the mind-bending...

Chiara has changed her backdrop

And instead of fishes it now shows stars and things... This is good - However, her wardrobe faux pas for today will be seen...

So much for the afternoon shift…

OK. Let's look back on today in Moscow, as that's really what we're all here for. Israel - almost entirely pleasant. A few worrying fluffs...

She’s back

Franko: Well what can I say? Chiara comes on and is Chiara. She does all the usual hand gestures and the Chiara wink. I...

Morena has it wrapped up for Malta

Phil: There is a saying that some singers could qualify at Eurovision without opening their mouths. This is the problem that Morena is having....

Maltaed Milks

Nick: Spy 1 to Spy 4, I've deciphered the code ... You'll need to watch this one with the subtitles on, I can't make...

Malta offer the Eurovision staple – a fan dance

Olivia is now resplendent in a what I can only describe as a bright yellow Chinese tablecloth. It's in trouble before the song even...

Maltese Eurovision team over-egg 2007 pudding

Phil: Oh deary me Olivia, you've borrowed the 'How to cock up a decent song' book from the Dutch delegation, haven't ya? The song -...

Norvegia, Espania (oh dear lord!) and Maltia

Now some would say that I've been a bit negative ... and you'd be right! But seriously, I can see the good in things,...