Sun broke

Yes we're starting and Moldova's sunstroke have taken to the stage. Except no one could possibly get sunstroke in Oslo at the moment as...

Moldova?!

Well according to things they have gone into national costumery! - HUZZAH!! - This is more like the Hora that I wanted to see......

Faraway in an English country garden

With our arena correspondents having wandered off to see other bits of Moscow, I'm left playing catch-up once again. Embed from Getty Images I'm not struck...

A hor-a lotta din in Moldova

Phil: Do you see what I attempted there! Nelly Ciobanu is another one that is sailing through to the Final - despite the protestations of...

Moldova – wake me up when something happens

Nick: Not sure about this one. Either it's grown on me, or it's the sort of song that only works if you've been watching...

Hacksaw calling

Afternoon! Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...

Moldova on toast

Nick: Another member of the UK delegation has just watched five seconds of the sound check, said "It's still rubbish" and wandered off for...

Flags, flags, flags

Phil: Now then, Moldova ... It's heavily choreographed - as you would expect with a dramatic song such as this. They look to have...

Fighting in the mud-fight!

Nick: I confess to bias and prejudice here. I came here expecting to like Natalia, and I do sort of. I like the intro,...

We’re a little bit…

The welcome party was very loud last night. Very little socialising with elegant people, and lots of P6 shouting that he couldn't do any...