Saturday, December 15, 2018

Monty reviews Montenegro, Iceland, Greece and Latvia

Montenegro As an opener this was always going to be a bit of an oddity, but I’m surprised – and disappointed – we aren’t seeing...

Montenegro First Rehearsal

The Montenegro trojan Donkey has taken its rightful place in Eurovision history as possibly the worst thing ever seen. I dont know what it...

Right, we’ve made it – just in time for Montenegro to...

... make my ears bleed. Jesus H Christ she was awful. I got into the Press Centre with just enough time to trot (or...

Monte Negross

This should be a lively stomping opener but in typical Siegel-esque fashion they've managed to botch the production. Our "star" singer takes to the...

Here we are again, happy as can be …

Good morning Europe! So here we all are again, same event, different city - and some Gypsy fella in his pyamas is bouncing about before...

Last night’s fitba and more of the songs

Now you may know me as the fella on this team who likes to do context. Y'know, the things that go on around town...

Hacksaw calling

Afternoon! Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...

Montenegro – sans sound due to a technical problem

Well...... He is the Montenegrin Carlos Tevez ... although, and I intend to annoy people early here, he looks like a special needs patient that...

Actual rehearsals …

I've seen one run through of Montenegro, an entire rehearsal session of Israel, and it was only the arrival of the Estonians that actually...

Montenegro – Great or grating?

Nick: I like this thing, and yet it's going to do nothing. It's too lightweight for people who like this kind of music and...