Last and quite possibly least … Norway

This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...

No way Norway …

The Diet Merethe Troan is now filling my screen with a song I have heard before sung better by someone with more talent. The blue...

Norwegian wood … well, I would

The gentleman to the left: Who does she remind me of? Name me some fat Norwegian singers? The gentleman to my right: Merethe Troan The gentleman...

Eurovision goes Latin … thanks to Norway

This somehow gains something from not having had a Portugal shortly beforehand, at least in my little world. NRK must be cursing the draw,...

Why this Norwegian Eurovision song is thoroughly average

Embed from Getty Images Nick: Every year seems to have its own overused style, and this year's seems to be intros that could be the...

They’re not making me happy today

I've just come into the press centre, where the Norwegians were playing a bit of folkloric music sounding very like the sort of thing...

Norvegia, Espania (oh dear lord!) and Maltia

Now some would say that I've been a bit negative ... and you'd be right! But seriously, I can see the good in things,...

I am in FAR too good a mood, clearly …

I'm liking nearly everything today already. I even liked Latvia, heaven help us all - they seem to have smoothed most of the rough...

Belgium , Estonia and Norway

Belgium - He is still very VERY static - he has a slappable face and boy, will Europe want to do that as well....

Let’s get loud? – oh go on then!! – and Norwegians...

Especially for Nick - this song is fantastic!!! - and that's before the girls have even sung a note!! - they do have their...