Live Blog – Eurovision 2018 second semi final

It's time for 'Fanning's Folly II - This time it's personal' - and another one of those fancy little live blogs that OnEuropean visitors...

San Malta-Marino … batshit

So, I walked through the door - sat down in my appointed spot, just in time for San Marino to come on stage and...

San Marino – justice for Valentina!

San Marino, and Jessika’s frock has turned up. It’s burgundy lace and she’s lost the ridiculous cape she had on Tuesday. Me Jenny B...

San Mari-NO

Oh my! San Marino. We thought this might be cheap but it’s even cheaper than we hoped. The robots are here – and they’ve...

No, baby no!

My my my, San Marino courtesy of Malta, Germany via Bratislava give the ‘what the actual fuck’ moment this year and certainly will have...

San Marino – If this is the best you can come...

Then you really need to go and have a word with yourselves and consider your participation. I have just witnessed three of the most painful,...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino

Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here.  SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery.  This...

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – San Marino

Following a national selection process that had very little to do with either San Marino or its national broadcaster and everything to do with...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 36 – SAN MARINO

Who We Are by Jessika feat. Jennifer Brening The Sammarinese selection for 2018 felt overly complicated from the start. With little time on my hands...

Maltese singer wins jury vote in (Slovakian) San Marino final

The Schaub-family money-spinner aimed at picking a song to represent San Marino at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest has ended in the only way...