Eurovision Countdown 2018

Sweden

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – SWEDEN

Dance You Off by Benjamin Ingrosso Benjamin’s got these really lovely hairy forearms. No, wait, I’m not suddenly going all twinktastic, but I feel I...
Lea Sirk

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 39 – Slovenia

Slovenia have a great track record in this contest and EMA can be, in my opinion, one of the best song selections in all...
video

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Germany

It's easy to do the Ed Sheeran comparisons, and indeed Master Ed's song could easily pass as a lesser cut from the latter-day housewife's...
Sar

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 38 – Serbia

Here we go again – Balkan Ballad mark 2 from everyone’s favourite Balkan county.  I don’t know what it is with these types of...
Malta

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino

Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here.  SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery.  This...
Yulia

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Russia

Words can not do justice as to how HIDEOUS and CLAWING I find this song. It's horrific, trite nonsense that is a V's up...
Humans

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 35 – Romania

Romania have a good record in this contest and, as I have said for ages, will win this contest in a rolling 5 year...
video

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – San Marino

Following a national selection process that had very little to do with either San Marino or its national broadcaster and everything to do with...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part…29 lets say. Portugal

OK I admit it, i missed out Part 29 in my counting methodology so lets call Portugal 29 and say no more about it. In...
Spain

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – SPAIN

Tu canción by Alfred and Amaia Aw, who doesn’t love a good old Eurovision romance? Chanée and N'evergreen. Julia and Ludwig. Dima Bilan and himself....