Birthdays

It’s a happy birthday to our favourite Eurovision people, living and dead.

2 September – Water load of drumming

Eurovision goes through stages. We get Schlager doing well. Then we get ballads doing well. Then we get modern dance music doing...

1 September – String cheese of my heart

A new month and a time for Croatia to shine. They once showed all sorts of promise and we all thought another Zagreb...

30 August – Who ordered the Azeri in a box?

Those Azeris seem to know what the contest is all about. When they're not winning it with (arguably) their weakest entry, they're almost...

29 August – Will we be free?

Twenty years ago we got to mix it with the rest of you lot. Well, 21 years ago if you include the little...

25 August – I’d screech if I had something odd on...

I always wanted to hear a song that talked about aeroplanes landing on the unlit runway of my soul. It was a big...

August 23 – Let him?

We don't just celebrate wieners on this website. We celebrate the losers too. Some lose more than others - badly. Maybe...

22 August – Is the sky beautiful where you are?

Barking mad is always good in my book. Stick a mad Finn called Jasmine Tatjana Anette Valentin in a mustard dress and a...