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The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don’t suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

Ring Ring…. No it’s not ABBA….. it’s Deller….

So the OnEurope hotline goes off... Ring Ring Ring "Yes?? Sorry Nick? - You wan't me to put *what* into the Vault?? - Because it fill...

So, Roy – what do you want to put in the...

I said. What could possibly go wrong, I thought. Well... How about the first song to score 0 - but he thinks it's genius. Who am I...

Now – After two decent pieces – we revert to type

We've had far too much good stuff here in The Vault this August, and as NickD is taking a sabbatical, we can probably sneak...

In a Max Bygraves style

I wanna tell you a stooory... A story of sibling love, talent and ultimate failure... If you're of a Dutch persuasion, look away now!

Video Vault Season 2 – What “Delights”..?

Well Deller and I have had a conflab via the medium of the book of face and have decided that this off-season we're going...

My sweet what now?

So I got a message from that Mr Phil. "Can't type. Still blubbing over Sobral from last week. Please actually DO the Vault for...

Dear Salvador…. Can you forgive my indiscretion?

This Vault has been quite difficult to write.  Firstly cos it's an apology, and I never apologise cos it shows weakness and secondly cos...

UK of Stuff in vault shocker?

I know right ... Nick of this parish has been telling me off for "not putting anything British in the vault - people will...

Once, twice, three times a Shiru…

To follow Mr D’s rather wonderous Finnish vault - which is in purely because it can be, despite it being a good song - I’ve...

Siri, tell me where Mr Nick’s sense has gone

Now, when I asked Nick D last night for emergency vault material, he asked whether it can be brilliant and yet... difficult. “Of course,” I...