Sunday, December 16, 2018

Video Vault

The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don’t suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

Dear Salvador…. Can you forgive my indiscretion?

This Vault has been quite difficult to write.  Firstly cos it's an apology, and I never apologise cos it shows weakness and secondly cos...

UK of Stuff in vault shocker?

I know right ... Nick of this parish has been telling me off for "not putting anything British in the vault - people will...

Once, twice, three times a Shiru…

To follow Mr D’s rather wonderous Finnish vault - which is in purely because it can be, despite it being a good song - I’ve...

Siri, tell me where Mr Nick’s sense has gone

Now, when I asked Nick D last night for emergency vault material, he asked whether it can be brilliant and yet... difficult. “Of course,” I...

Love? Well not that much it seems

So, it's the late mid-80's and you've not won since 1983.  Luxembourg botched 1984 with Sophie Carle (who could have got in here on...

It’s AMAZING what you find in cupboards….

OnEurope has been having a bit of a sort out of our old paperwork and you won't believe what we found! ( Literally NEVER...

So Phil, can you whip up something 1980’s

... said Nick. My first thought was this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH-OU4n-VU Then I got slapped and told "Musically for the Vault" - Can you whip something up something hideous...

If it’s not Trump – then who the hell is it??

You know the type of thing - You sit aimlessly around in late 1980 wondering how you're going to win the contest.  You want...

It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!

There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...

A literal drag-net

Now, regular readers of this fine fine website will know my feelings about the contest being "Gay Christmas" - and the fact that even...