Sunday, December 16, 2018

Video Vault

The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don’t suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

Dull and Duller?

We usually put things into the vault because they are rubbish (in our humble opinion because you lot aren't giving any suggestions!!) but on...

Ahhh that Maltese Rhyming Dictionary comes out

So what can beat an <insert appropriate weather> Friday? How's about something from the warm Mediterranean lyrically-challenged island of Malta. Not only do they butcher...

Is this the reason why Yugoslavia is in ikkle bittie pieces?

Well no, clearly, but when you hear this you'll wonder if were this in Jugovizija 1991, would the country have broken apart immediately? The beginning...

Bank Holiday Vault Special!!

Well it's a bank holiday in the UK and, until September 1st, The UK is all that matters!! So in recognition of the new World...

When scoring 0 just isn’t bad enough

So we move from Portugal across the continent to Turkey, land of contrasts and a very complicated language. Back in 1987 (I know, they...

Other US States are available, just not as denimtastic!

So a bit like a Formula 1 homing pigeon, Oneurope has completed this particular lap of Europe - well the close bits - coming...

I’ve been Challenged

I have been challenged by NickD of this parish to introduce this next song without using a specific phrase that I associate with AlBano...

What’s better than puppetry?

It's a question all Eurovision fans have asked: "What does this performance need to make it stand out among ALL others?" For most delegations...

Is that barrel being scraped?

For our second dredging of Europe's weed-covered canals, we go back to a time where most of Europe - but not seemingly Norway -...

Keep it flying high Portugal

Welcome back to the first in a brand new off-season Video Vault.  I can almost see you salivating with excitement (though not you at...