Video Vault

The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don't suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

Keep it flying high Portugal

Welcome back to the first in a brand new off-season Video Vault.  I can almost see you salivating with excitement (though not you at...

Not the Eurovision Song Contest 2017

With the contest getting closer, we thought we'd brighten up your long weekend with a few of the 'near misses' that could have turned...

With friends like her, who needs enemies?

No, OnEuropeans, we're not having a go at the Irish (much) in this Video Vault section this week ... it just so happens that...

and you thought the UK had some dodgy songs!!

Back to the neglected Video Vault for us on this Tuesday afternoon because, frankly, it's about time that we put something hideous in here. For...

From Haarlem to Harlem?

Did you see what I did there? - NO? - Shame on you! It's that time of year when thoughts turn to the elderly and...

Second Loser is clearly the worst place to Finnish

Now then, here at OnEurope we have all of our favourite tunes, but there are still occassions where Eurovision, and its lack of judgement,...

It’s a rum do when you have to lock away P...

... but I'm doing it for their own good! - Clowns aren't exactly de rigeur at the moment so, for his own safety I'm...

Surfen…. Surfen…. FRG?!?

Quick Video Vault Update!   So, NickD of this parish says ... "How about putting something truly HIDEOUS into the Vault, just for gits and shiggles?" Well, as...

Not so much fun

What do you do if none of your songs are good enough? That quandary once befell our friends in Norway. You go to the trouble...

Please make it stop

This month, Nick Deller of this parish claims to have gone, and I quote “Stylish” on us…. he’s chosen something from a National Final...