Video Vault

The OnEurope Video Vault is a Room 101 for Eurovision. A place to hide away those guilty pleasures and outright horrors. Things you secretly love and things you openly loathe. Don’t suffer in silence. Get in touch and tell us what you want to see locked away forever.

When scoring 0 just isn’t bad enough

So we move from Portugal across the continent to Turkey, land of contrasts and a very complicated language. Back in 1987 (I know, they...

Other US States are available, just not as denimtastic!

So a bit like a Formula 1 homing pigeon, Oneurope has completed this particular lap of Europe - well the close bits - coming...

I’ve been Challenged

I have been challenged by NickD of this parish to introduce this next song without using a specific phrase that I associate with AlBano...

What’s better than puppetry?

It's a question all Eurovision fans have asked: "What does this performance need to make it stand out among ALL others?" For most delegations...

Is that barrel being scraped?

For our second dredging of Europe's weed-covered canals, we go back to a time where most of Europe - but not seemingly Norway -...

Keep it flying high Portugal

Welcome back to the first in a brand new off-season Video Vault.  I can almost see you salivating with excitement (though not you at...

Not the Eurovision Song Contest 2017

With the contest getting closer, we thought we'd brighten up your long weekend with a few of the 'near misses' that could have turned...

With friends like her, who needs enemies?

No, OnEuropeans, we're not having a go at the Irish (much) in this Video Vault section this week ... it just so happens that...

and you thought the UK had some dodgy songs!!

Back to the neglected Video Vault for us on this Tuesday afternoon because, frankly, it's about time that we put something hideous in here. For...

From Haarlem to Harlem?

Did you see what I did there? - NO? - Shame on you! It's that time of year when thoughts turn to the elderly and...