Golden fork for sheer marvelousness in performance : Rita from Portugal ... Cos she's nice and knows how to sing.

Silver fork for outstanding achievement : Sertab Erener.. for being the potential winner of the Eurovision.

Bully's Special Prizes : Israel... for having the audacity to try something different and failing! and Austria for the "Egg" Incident!! ;o)

The Mikey Joe Harte awards (two today as no one got one yesterday) given to those with a talent for losing their way in their own songs - Bosnia with 3 votes wins due to technical problems as does Austria.. cos he aint got anything yet!!

The coveted Tatu award for the one singer/act you want to stab with a plastic fork - with two votes again (and none of them mine) it is Mikey Joe Harte - for being...well.. Mickey (apparently! I DID NOT VOTE.. I abstained!)

Congratulations to all the winners (!)