Now you remind me of something I’ll never have

Random time again, and I've gone back to 2017. It was a year when there were some surprise non-qualifiers. You might not think that today's...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino

Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here.  SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery.  This...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 36 – Russia

Words can not do justice as to how HIDEOUS and CLAWING I find this song. It's horrific, trite nonsense that is a V's up...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 35 – Romania

Romania have a good record in this contest and, as I have said for ages, will win this contest in a rolling 5 year...

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – San Marino

Following a national selection process that had very little to do with either San Marino or its national broadcaster and everything to do with...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part…29 lets say. Portugal

OK I admit it, i missed out Part 29 in my counting methodology so lets call Portugal 29 and say no more about it. In...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – SPAIN

Tu canción by Alfred and Amaia Aw, who doesn’t love a good old Eurovision romance? Chanée and N'evergreen. Julia and Ludwig. Dima Bilan and himself....

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38 – SLOVENIA

Hvala, Ne! by Lea Sirk Some performers talk of how, should they feel a bit of stage fright, they create a persona that allows them...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 37 SERBIA

Nova Deca by Sanja Ilić and Balkanika It’s a return to Eurovision for Serbian composer Sanja Ilić, having been behind Yugoslavia’s 1982 entry Halo Halo....

Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Iceland

What happened to Iceland? They always seemed to get Eurovision, but then things went wrong. So often they missed out on a place at...