The stage is all decked out in red trees on a black background, and Hayko has an actual tree on stage that’s been absolutely swathed with Andrex. There’s a wind machine at full blast too – all it needs now is some pyros and this’ll be absolutely ace.
It’s a beautiful staging of a beautiful song sung beautifully. I’m bored now.
So that’s it, we’ve now heard all the 84 songs in this year’s contest! Nearly time to set up the spreadsheet. But first – FIRST – there’s a restaurant out there with our name on it.