… a bit blimey. It’s like … I’m struggling for words. It’s like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to let loose a bit. It has more choreography than I can even tell you about. Polina Smolova is clearly TRYING to win a second successive Junior Eurovision Song Contest title for Belarus, and somebody is going to HAVE to tell her that she is not 15 years and 11 months old.
In spite of all this, I quite like what I saw in a “somebody lift my lower jaw back up to the standard position please” kind of way. Oh, and as you will see when Hobnob sticks his next batch of pictures up, she was wearing a VERY short skirt. That’s not a skirt, it’s a belt … well, no, it’s hardly even a belt.
It’s either going to qualify easily or come last, and I haven’t a bloody clue which.
Luiz Ejlli from Albania is now on stage, and hasn’t quite managed to attract our attention yet in spite of employing what seems to be the Boonika Hoc Orchestra. As soon as he manages, we’ll come back to you.