UK First Rehearsal

I’m stumped for words. It is DIRE!! I have never in the last 3 years seen a performance that lacked so much talent and choreography. As a UK journo it pains me to even think that a song that my country chose is such a pile of poo that I seriously doubt it will score more than 1 point, but it is.

It starts off low, with a hard scouser with a fake guitar-playing man looking not unlike Darius Danesh, then gets worse when they open their mouths.

They are out of key in parts… the movement looks staid and thrown together in 3 minutes after singing lessons. She is semi bad but he looks like the spotty 15 yr old at the school disco!!.

I’m sure the BBC thought this was a good idea at the time… but they are just not confident enough and talented enough to make the tea lady in Lvov pick the phone up and vote. If this comes in the top 10 I shall rescind the stabbing of Stelios with a plastic fork and do it to myself!!!

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