Starting out like New Order's magnificent Blue Monday, this 'song' soon heads in a very different direction.

Slovenia never really seemed to get Eurovision. It makes me think that one year they'll do a Portugal and surprise everyone with one of those much talked about 'dark horses'. This is more of a retirement home donkey.

Even though Lea Sirk is scheduled for the second half of the weaker semi-finals, I can't see it bothering anyone after Thursday.

Truly dreadful.