'Twas the night before Eurovision, when all thro' the town
Every singer was waiting to take home the crown;
Shiny costumes were hung in their wardrobes with care,
Ready and waiting for someone to wear;
Each singer and dancer nestled snug in their beds,
While visions of winning danced on in their heads ...
In other words, Mr Phil will be here to live blog you through the dress rehearsal tonight - the one where the juries across Europe make up their minds about who to vote for. Join him at 8pm (UK/Portugal), 9pm (Europe) or 10pm (local time).