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Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 16/37 – Greece

People of a certain age will remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UCQoooRWoc Where the lovely Judith Chalmers and Chris Kelly swan off across parts of the world that you...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 16 – Greece

Well, this is refreshingly different. Marina Satti gives us one of the most contemporary songs of Eurovision 2024. From the opening of the music video,...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Greece according to Mo

For some years, Greece has been the saviour of Eurovision, sending credible song after credible song. Performers who stand up way beyond the Contest...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany

The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...

The countdown is literally on – Scores please?!

So - two weeks in, and what has been tickling our tastebuds and what has been causing a stink on this year's countdown? France has...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 15 – Germany

“I am nothing but the average” sings Isaak in this song’s opening line. I could just change it to ‘this is’ and leave this...

Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo

Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 14/37 – Georgia

Imagine my disappointment when I realised this song was not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtlJU8e8v8 Sam may be the Hero next door but what have we got here?  My...

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When the kitchen sink just isn’t enough

Now, I can't remember if this has been put in the vault before, but by Christ if it hasn't it has been somewhat remiss of...

It’s AMAZING what you find in cupboards….

OnEurope has been having a bit of a sort out of our old paperwork and you won't believe what we found! ( Literally NEVER...

Ahhh that Maltese Rhyming Dictionary comes out

So what can beat an <insert appropriate weather> Friday? How's about something from the warm Mediterranean lyrically-challenged island of Malta. Not only do they butcher...

OnEurope’s Video Vault 2020 – Episode 15 – When one thing sounds like another

In this installment of the Video Vault, Phil learns that "Furries" and "Furbys" are two different things - and he probably doesn't like either...

Remember when Ireland were poor at this contest…

I appreciate the title leads to all sorts of answers, but for all of you not old enough to remember this, imagine your X-Factor...

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EBU issues (another) statement following ongoing Eurovision artist abuse

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) has today issued a statement following a surge in online abuse and harassment of artists taking part in the...

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