A writer of another website once presented a (virtual) award for the best collection of noses ever to grace a Eurovision stage. There will be a number of contenders no doubt, but I've picked one that won said award in 2011.

It's one of those vegemite songs, which people either love or hate. I personally love it, and not just because of the nasal highlights. There's all manner of fun and games going on, and it's the ideal antidote to Mr Phil's video vault of doom.

If you've not read his post yet, you're missing a veritable treat. And so here is the vivacious Eldrine.