What’s better than puppetry?

It’s a question all Eurovision fans have asked: “What does this performance need to make it stand out among ALL others?” For most delegations the answer is “MOAR STYLING OCH CONSULTING” … in totally the wrong kind of ways.

However, by the looks of things the art of “styling” and indeed “consulting” was an alien concept in 1992 to the unfortunate “Rob” Janszen, and to compound his filmstar looks (Lassie, clearly) and his (lack of) dress sense, he decided to sing a song entitled “Net Als Een Kind” (Translated by Mr Google as “Just like a Child”) in his mother’s best tablecloth.

If you are affected in any way by watching the following three minutes of “song” then please contact our helpline… or your local police! – Enjoy!

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