If you bear in mind the Grand Final of our favourite TV show starts at 1900GMT, today's lyric means you've wasted at least 19 hours of it. Perhaps it needed to be "...gonna continue my weekend...".

That lyric, whilst correct, wouldn't seem quite right. And these days you'd have to specify your gin. A dry gin, a London gin, a flavoured gin, one with verious 'botanicals' added after it's poured. Gin is just a minefield now. Maybe today's birthday girl Elena Gheorghe isn't really a gin drinker at all, and prefers Lambrini. Cos Balkan Girls just wanna party.

Elena is 33 today.

La multi ani, Elena!