Riigi goes to Kodaň – Friday afternoon

Kodan

The fun continues unabated in the afternoon. I just can’t contain myself it’s so exciting. I understand Monty and the Rosé think the same.

The Tomalchevy Sisters go from barking to just plain loony. They have breasts on their heads. Yes, that’s right dear reader, breasts. But at a jaunty angle, cos that’s the only way to wear a breast on your head. The breasts draw you away from they way combine their hair, or go on their industrial see-saw. It is mad, but then again it is Russia.

Azerbaijan and Ukraine passed me by, as I had to do some work for my paymaster. I can tell you that Sanna Nielsen is very nice and definitely definitely only 29.

Axel, it seems, has been kept away from the press centre canteen. There is still a plentiful supply of lovely chocolate cake and I had some more today. He’s been to Mr Buy-rite for his suit. His mature dancer is still trying to grab him. Maybe someone should tell her to stand a bit closer, or Axel’s build maybe distorts her view.

Cristina Scarlat has an interesting voice. Sometimes it’s in tune, sometimes I’d have a better chance with this. English with an Estonian accent might be an improvement on her Moldovan tones. I wish she’d tell us how old she was, because we have a sweepstake running here in the press centre, and every guess from 18 to 85 has been given some serious thought. I don’t want this to get through, but those lucky lucky Moldovans will pull this out of the bag.

Last on before a well-earned break was Valentina ‘Ralph Siegel’ Monetta with her best washing on stage. It’s drying up nicely on the stage – Laka would be so proud of her. In the 1970s this would have done really well, but in the 21st century, it will be seen for what it is – a song by a German writer who’s been shunned by his home country.

We’re on another break now, so I might see about sabotaging some other websites. Any suggestions anyone?

R x

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Spencer Tramm
Spencer Tramm
9 years ago

Cristina Scarlat is *apparently* 33, of course they will pull it out of the bag and it’ll finish between 10-14th in the final like every other song they send (excluding lift music aka Geta Burlacu)