To quote the Bee Gees , “words are all I have to take your heart away”. So it’s over to the stars of Eurovision 2021 to remove our collective primary organs, leading to almost certain death.
Albania: (translated) “When I groaned, you laughed like a fool, I deserved to be dragged”
Australia: “And yet I promise you, Yes all you nasty dudes, I don’t need certainty”
Austria: “The marching band are playing ‘gone too soon'”
Azerbaijan: “Ma ma ma ma, Ma ma ma ma, Ma ma ma ma, Ma ma ma ma”
Belgium: “I see your smiley face”
Bulgaria: “I’ve never understood how so much can fit in little me”
Croatia: “You think you’re fancy”
Cyprus: “Hotter than sriracha on our bodies”
Czech Republic: “You said you gained a few pounds you blame the apocalypse”
Denmark: (translated) “Let’s practice on each other”
Estonia: “Now it is too late to cross your fingers”
Finland: “Throw it up and don’t stop”
France: (not translated) “Voilà, voilà, voilà, voilà”
Georgia: “You uuu aaaaa”
Germany: “I’ll let you be common Eileen”
Greece: “My heart was born a radical, electric and dynamical”
Iceland: “Love takes some time, takes a little time so take a little time”
Ireland: “Not afraid of the monsters”
Israel: “Life has been so easy, Used to call us cheesy”
Italy: (translated) “We are out of our minds, but different from them”
Latvia: “Pa ra ra, Pa ra ra, Pa ra ra pa, Pa ra ra pa pa-rade”
Lithuania: “Dance alone, dance alone, dance alone, dance alone”
Malta: “Boy you keep buying, ain’t complying so stop trying”
Moldova: “Compared to you no one has anything to brag about”
Netherlands: “Yu no man broko mi”
North Macedonia: “Unchain my wings and the oceans of tears”
Norway: “Here in the dark, inside the hole in my heart”
Poland: “High above ground, livin’ it loud”
Portugal: “Sold my body on a dirty cold floor”
Romania: “Self love, self love”
Russia: “You are cute overall, But should lose some weight”
San Marino: “I’m burnin’ up with affliction”
Serbia: “Loco loco, Loco loco, Loco loco”
Slovenia: “You’ll get beaten and bruised, You’ll be scarred unto your core”
Spain: (translated) “I’m going to kiss you very slowly”
Sweden: “There’s fire in the rain, But we’ll get up again”
Switzerland: “How can we heal our exploding hearts”
Ukraine: (translated) “You’ve been spinning a shirt”
United Kingdom: “Down here in the ashes, yeah, there’s something glowing”