Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Opening Party Frolics

It was day 10 in Big Brother's backyard, but they only just decided to officially open the bleeder. I finally feel more validated than...

Eurovision 2009 – Phil’s big prediction

In No particular order. Norway - Well it *has* to be in the top 5 doesn't it?? - The bookies say it must, the fans...

Macedonia – Where on earth did THAT come from?!

Phil: This is going to be a complete contrast between the three songs that have come before. I didn't give Next Time a prayer...

Out and about in Moskva

So what's a boy to do if he's hungry is this great big city? Well so far we have been to a place called...

Plumbing the nether regions

Phil: This, again, is everything you thought it would be and then considerably more so. The Toppers have the suits with lights on that flash...

And Finally …

Yes we made it to the Press Centre at last. Best part of a whole morning wasted standing under a decrepit looking structure where...

Let the parties commence

Now the opening of Euroclub is often a slightly underwhelming experience - a few bit of pineapple on sticks, and a hapless Israeli DJ...

The forks – Day Two

So, Day 2's OnEurope fork of the day, for outstanding vocal prowess and also the "Most likely to do something out of Semi Final...

Monte Negross

This should be a lively stomping opener but in typical Siegel-esque fashion they've managed to botch the production. Our "star" singer takes to the...

Le sheep

Franko: Now I've kind of warmed towards this one. I don't actually mind the song now. Christina Metaxa's vocals aren't exactly there (from what...