Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Spain – I wanna live forever!

Good heavens Spain is a mess. Aside from the song itself, there's quite a patchy routine that involves the gals getting up from and...

Give it some Daz!

I don't want to tempt providence, but we could win this! Eek, I'm scared - I'm not used to such things and I'm getting a...

Invasion of the Bright Red Northerners

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. And it was all going so well too! The boat trip out to the islands was fantastic, the weather...

Phil reviews Eurovision 2006

Sylvia Night is a fuckwit of the highest order. She has a perfectly good song, she has a perfectly good act, she had a...

Cyprus – new frock, still no chance

Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...