Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Austria – living down to expectations

Nick: There's a lot going on here, and most of it really shouldn't be. Hard rock guitars and hardcore glitter - the Schlagerboys' brains...

Bulgaria – do you have something stronger?

OK, just to reiterate that I'm hearing 41 of these entries for the first time this week. Bulgaria is the first of them, and...

Spain serving up substandard stock G:son fayre

Nick: In the past, we've occasionally found the Spanish online contingent to be slightly sensitive souls, so I'm being strongly advised not to say...

I suppose this had better start with Bulgaria

Hmmmmmmmm, I think the phrase is. It does nothing that you would not expect it to do - but the question is, is that...

The Serviette Of Death

I really don't want to put my neck on the block this year. It's easily the hardest semifinal to call since they started having...

Croat – zzzzzzz – ia

I have to confess that I didn't have huge expectations of this one, and I haven't been surprised - except possibly by the sheer...

Reports of the demise of this contest are GREATLY exaggerated

Morning - ish ;) Well, last night was a bit of a turn-up, I hear you say. But was it? Let's do this backwards and see...

Poland – words fail me

Dear TVP, Please send something to ESC sometime that gives me a hope of either describing it or at least working out how it's going...

It’s the final countdown …

Puda put daaaa - pudda put put derrr... As it were.Just rolled out of the last practise, and we can tell you this... The show itself...

Maltese Eurovision team over-egg 2007 pudding

Phil: Oh deary me Olivia, you've borrowed the 'How to cock up a decent song' book from the Dutch delegation, haven't ya? The song -...