Friday, August 12, 2022

Cup of tea?

Nick: Klane Haserl haben kurze Naserl. I'm reliably informed that *nobody* has seen Kobi Oz and Alf Poier in the same place at the...

Georgia no longer breaking the stage

Nick: No news here, really, compared with the first rehearsal... they've obviously got the knack of not breaking the stage, it's going down well...

Is this Eurovision package half full or half empty?

Nick: A member of the OnEurope team has been talking this up all week, which has obviously predisposed me to pick holes in it....

Icelandic rock

Nick: Back in 1977, when I was still young, Rick Wakeman made a concept album on the Legend of King Arthur. It was big...

RTE serve up ‘Father Ted’ to Eurovision 2007

Nick: I'm feeling the love in spite of myself. This lot are dangerous. They may squash the molehill, but they'll never touch the mole They might...

Intermission

A little bit of maths under pressure here. In the semi-final, 42 televotes will each distribute 58 points among 28 candidates. The mean average...

Good morning Europe

... This is your captain speaking, and I'd like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision shite. The duration will be about 11 days ......

Greece – or is it Grease?

Nick: So, this Maria ... would she by any chance be into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls? Greece is the new itself, by...

Montenegro – Great or grating?

Nick: I like this thing, and yet it's going to do nothing. It's too lightweight for people who like this kind of music and...

It’s Time To Party

There was a veritable feast of partyness going down last evening, and we did our danged best to visit at least a few of...