Armenian delight
Franko: Well we have dead cert qualifier number two. After a couple of bum notes and a false start, this does everything you'd expect....
A morning of various joy – an evening of much of...
Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill!
He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...
Well if Russia ‘have bought’ this contest …
Phil: They need to have kept the receipt in case they're after a refund in a few days time. It is a total, utter...
Phil explains Eurovision 2008 – Why the UK didn’t win
Here's why - they entered a dreadful song.
Brits can (and do) moan all we like about block voting but conveniently forget the following :
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Last and quite possibly least … Norway
This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...
Israel – side stepping back into contention
Well I am now sat here with my Cold Gala water among the great and the good of Europe's "Press" (ahem) who apparently are...
‘lil Italy will have to try harder
Phil: Now I don't know whether or not Miodio from San Marino is supposed to be off key in the beginning 25 seconds -...
The Azeris don’t quite understand this contest, yet
Phil: Oh dear God no - This one doesn't look silly at all, does it? Yes, yes, a million times yes! Vocally this is...
Danish pastry
Phil: Do I need to objective? I think not. This site is all about personal opinions. My personal opinion is that Denmark have presented...
San Marin-who?
Phil: Having eaten copious amount of cheese on a pizza for very few Dinari ... again ... We have retreated back to press centre-y...