Sunday, August 14, 2022

Armenian delight

Franko: Well we have dead cert qualifier number two. After a couple of bum notes and a false start, this does everything you'd expect....

A morning of various joy – an evening of much of...

Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill! He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...

Well if Russia ‘have bought’ this contest …

Phil: They need to have kept the receipt in case they're after a refund in a few days time. It is a total, utter...

Phil explains Eurovision 2008 – Why the UK didn’t win

Here's why - they entered a dreadful song. Brits can (and do) moan all we like about block voting but conveniently forget the following : ...

Last and quite possibly least … Norway

This is highly thought of in some circles, mainly fan polls but I can't really see why. Or perhaps I mean that I do...

Israel – side stepping back into contention

Well I am now sat here with my Cold Gala water among the great and the good of Europe's "Press" (ahem) who apparently are...

‘lil Italy will have to try harder

Phil: Now I don't know whether or not Miodio from San Marino is supposed to be off key in the beginning 25 seconds -...

The Azeris don’t quite understand this contest, yet

Phil: Oh dear God no - This one doesn't look silly at all, does it? Yes, yes, a million times yes! Vocally this is...

Danish pastry

Phil: Do I need to objective? I think not. This site is all about personal opinions. My personal opinion is that Denmark have presented...

San Marin-who?

Phil: Having eaten copious amount of cheese on a pizza for very few Dinari ... again ... We have retreated back to press centre-y...