Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Plumbing the nether regions

Phil: This, again, is everything you thought it would be and then considerably more so. The Toppers have the suits with lights on that flash...

Fortified by oatmeal and raisin cookies…

...and with only the info from the bloggers to go on, I guess I'd better do what the cool kids are doing. From zeros...

Liveblog: Eurovision 2009 – Second semi final

Read from the bottom up - sorry it's just how these things work!! 2247 Press conference just getting under way, and I need a break....

Eurovision 2009 – Nick’s big prediction

25 songs, 25 different numbered final placings, and no questions - except one. You haven't actually watched Deal Or No Deal since 2007, have...

A work of quiet Croatian genius at Eurovision 2009

Phil: A work of Genius. Quiet Genius, but Genius non the less. Yes yes, I am aware that I am doing the whole "Croatia...

Eurovision Match Report – The first semi-final

There may be some of you out there that think it was an Eastern European stitch up and your minds are not going to...

All change for Lithuania

It seems as though the supposed problems that had besieged the delegation are, shockingly, at an end and the changes to the set have...

Right, we’ve made it – just in time for Montenegro to...

... make my ears bleed. Jesus H Christ she was awful. I got into the Press Centre with just enough time to trot (or...

When you see the green man …

Someone needs to tell Albanian Telly to get rid of the green man in his romper suit and replace him and the two MC...

Eurovision 2009 – A view from afar

Now, to my Jaded eye (do you see what I did there?), none of these looked half bad - until the last 30 seconds...