Sunday, October 17, 2021

Wild Turkey

Nick: It's Cyber Marie N! But in a good way. Sensibly, maNga just get on with performing the song in a band kind of way, while...

Hasta la vista

This could be a shame. There used to be a narrative in this staging. Daniel sings, and brings all the little things that he...

Azerbaijan doesn’t sound like a winner to me…

It sounds weak, and limp, and lifeless and has been choreographed to within an inch of its life. Safura looks like she is trying...

Honest Phil’s betting guide To Eurovision 2010

Taking a break from the cheese tour of Norway to check the markets out for you Win Market - Azerbaijan are back in the lead...

Spanish fly

Nick: Good song. Reasonable performances. Can't see any particular reason why it would win. In more detail, Daniel's joined on stage by a cast of...

Hera today gone tomorrow

I'm deeply disappointed because the Icelandic singer didn't vogue for us as we were promised. This is in bad need of some choreography. Euroband...

Norway… Not suitable for diabetics

From the outset I thought that this song is nothing but an overblown copy of the Irish song, and the staging and the singing...

Go (Before you break my heart)

Nick: I've now got a 50 ore bet on with Honest Phil the bookie that this will finish higher than the UK, at evens odds....

The Football Association Challenge Cup

... or Switzerland as I believe the country is really called. Same performance as on Tuesday with lots of Gold and a rather good...

What did we learn from Eurovision 2010

Well first of all congratulations to Lena. 28 (count em) years after their one and only win, they double their tally - and about...