Friday, October 22, 2021

Riigi goes to København – Monday morning

I made it, dear reader. Are you glad? I most certainly am, especially as I'll have to sell my body again to pay for...

San Marino – More cheese please

Imagine if you will a quatro formaggio pizza, then add lots more cheese - and by lots, I mean "shitloads" - and this is...

Finland – That was very good

Finland - Trust me, there isn't much better than this. This has been staged EXACTLY in the right way , SoftEngine love the camera...

Azerbaijan – Hasn’t da mooooosik died 2 years ago?

This song is 2012's Azeri entry. You could transplant that song and this one and you'd never notice the difference. A wolf's in sheep's...

Riigi goes to Kööpenhamina – Wednesday afternoon

It's all getting mad in here. I think these rehearsals will never end - we're not anywhere near it today. I can see people...

Yesterday at the Games – Semi Final 1 special….

This should be a HOT TEN qualifiers, not SIX LOSERS, but it's much more complex than that. You all saw what happened - and some...

Macedonia (FYR) – Busy…..

This song lends itself to a busy staging and that's what it gets, lots of lights and choreography and the floor changing and doing...

I’ve been spending too much time with Monty!

The exact same ten in our predictions! Blimey! Malta Israel Norway Poland Austria Greece Finland Romania Macedonia Switzerland First six I'd say are safe and the last four are by no means certain and perhaps...

Greece – Is that a kitchen sink?

NO, but its only a bloody trampoline! - A Trampoline for fucks sake, it's a health and safety nightmare on live European Television, potentially. Just...

France……… my whelm has never been so under…

Whilst it is unfair to compare this to Molly as we don't know what parts of the draw they are in - this looks...