Wednesday, October 27, 2021

San Marino – It is the Siegel entry

Well Ralph, you’ve done it again. You’ve managed to find two songs from your back pocket, sellotape them together and let loose two naive...

Moldova … OH MY GOD!

It’s carry on Moldova!! Imagine a George Michael video (Let’s go outside..) with girls in outfits with fake beards (Oh dear god) – It’s...

Eurovision 2015 – Another day of rehearsals

The morning after the night before at Eurovision is always a little bit sad, with dejected fans, disappointed delegations, and some oddments of promotional...

Iceland – Even with Hera

There are no redeeming features for this song. It’s badly staged ( i.e a 22 yr old in a 9 yr olds clothing) singing...

I’m a warrior but a drinker foremost … so … Bye!

I’ve battled to keep time today and just about made it but That Monty and Juha the Finn are dragging me to a Montenegro...

Cyprus……… weeeeeeeeeellllllllll

It’s…. a ballad. No, seriously, That is the best thing I can say about this song. The Cypriot NF that took TEN weeks and had...

Denmark… It’s all about you, though

I’ve just looked at the screen – Pointed and went ” It’s Danny Alexander” – Cue guffaws all round So when your man is not...

The UK, as ever, trying to win a different contest

Finally I can say, we’re different in the UK. Techno Charleston never lies, no it cries “Here I am!”.Look, given that that’s the choice...

I’m behind.. Portuguese and Czech brooding

Sorry Our Phil, I know you don’t like ‘lumpage’ and reviews of two countries together but I’m still recovering all those pieces to radio...

The stage! And Hungary! And Belarus! Oh my…

We’ve been into the arena for the first time. It’s actually quite compact on the floor with only a short space between the stage...