Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Netherlands, The. What were they thinking?

The last time I have heard a gasp like that in the press centre was when Dita Von Tease showed her minge! Trinitje shows...

Cyprus, Slovenia and an early Poland to close

I didn’t really see Cyprus, sorry. I’m not doing that well this afternoon, it’s been a long day. And I have been moonlighting for...

Off to all corners of the globe (except South America)

My table for the day keeps reminding myself that Armenia have a hot mess of a song, and they kind of do. Yes. What...

For six acts, Flight Nought from Semifinal 1 is now boarding…

Not to be confused with: light nougat. Talking of confused, here I am, back home, trying to work out what the HELL happened last week,...

Some stats that are here for you

We like our statistics here at Oneurope. You’ve seen the great work Mr Phil, Mr Nick and Mr Roy have done. So now it’s...

The Ambassador Requests the Pleasure of our Company

So that’s our first night of partying done, and whilst we did manage to get to the Montenegrin, Sammarinese, and the tail end of...

Rosé’s view from the beanbag, semi one

It seems there’s a song contest on!! Blimey, how did that come around so quickly? You certainly wouldn’t know there’s a song contest on...

Former Yugoslav Republic of Maybe

Daniel up next for FYR Macedonia sporting beige trenchcoat, black denim, yellow trainers and a bin bag effect cravat! He’s actually rather handsome in...

Netherlands, the

OK, that’s different. This time five years ago, Slovakia were explaining to me that the trees are our friends, and we should love the...

18C and rising …

… up to a gorgeous sunny 22 degrees today in Wienstadt, Osterreich.. And we are ensconced here in the press center for your reading pleasure...