Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 30 – NETHERLANDS

Outlaw in ‘Em by Waylon Waylon’s the male half of The Common Linnets, the Dutch country duo who surprised just about everyone when they finished...

Golden joy (other word plays are available)

Nadav and his hydromatic, automatic… totally OTT golden shoes. This is exactly what this semi needs at this precise moment after the darkness of the...

Israel …

I'm also sat on a table with people that quite like this song so these words are hard for me to write ... nah There...

Oh old Ireland …

I was scared with this one - scared that this would be "the one with the gay dancers", but thankfully it's not turned into...

Australia – Not much to say other than…

It's alright. In the same way Monty didn't do a lot with Denmark, I can't do a lot with this. Not because I didn't watch...

Day Five – You know what we said the other day...

It's a long way from Baku to Helsinki, it's even further if you throw in random stormtroopers, waving cats and a fancy frock. But...

Our first look at the UK!

It’s the UK. Always a nervy moment, as even though I’m not patriotic, I do want us to do well. I love SuRie –...

LIVE: The 2018 Eurovision Blue Carpet

We've dusted down the technology, and it's time for our very first live blog of the season. As all 43 entrants get paraded down...

What did we learn from Eurovision 2010

Well first of all congratulations to Lena. 28 (count em) years after their one and only win, they double their tally - and about...

Those we have lost 2019

Since the last Eurovision Song Contest, we've said farewell to faces who once graced our stage. With the final of the 64th contest later...