Sunday, August 14, 2022

Aisel scores a place at Eurovision

The 2018 Eurovision Song Contest is still well over 4000 hours away, but already Azerbaijan have named their singer. 'Sultry' voiced Aisel Mammadova will perform for...

3 July – Misty moon I’m your loon

When your country has a good record in our favourite TV show, it puts extra pressure on performers to keep up this tradition. But...

Azeri it happens

Ah much better. Our first qualifier of the day. An effective opening with a dancer wrestling with a red sheet leads into effective sequence...

25 April – I believe I’m addicted to you

Do you have an all time favourite duo? Is it one of those pairing that acheieve notoriety, like a certain Belgian twosome from 1973?...

Farid!

There are two members of this esteemed team that says that Azerbaijan is winning - I say that the coffee in here is too...

Azeris with wings

Phil: Oh Dear God! - The angel has wings that move in a Lordi Stylee ... It is hideous ... It is a total...

Azerbaijan – oh dear oh dear… this is not good

Samra is as flat as a badger that’s been run over by a Volvo in Gothenburg.  She’s really a very bad live singer and...

Azerbaijan – iceberg ahead!

And we’re off! Azerbaijan is the first song we see in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. Aisel is in white, legging it around the...

Azerbaijan – like a lacklustre audition for an erotic revue

“Let’s go!” cries Efendi, right at the point when her Mata Hari is supposed to bang. She barely even manages to rally herself and...

13 June – Drum, drum, drum

When an act takes to the Eurovision stage, there will be have been a whole lot of planning to decide costumes, backing singers and...