Saturday, September 25, 2021

Cyprus – That’s entertainment!

Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...

Cyprus puts the devil in me

This is my favourite song this year. Yeah, yeah, all that Lady Gaga business – I know. That’s precisely why I love it so...

Drop those big money balls

It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...

Fue go go go!!

Eleni is up last in the first semi and she is sizzling hot in flame gold and red catsuit joined by a troupe of...

Cyprus – no frills

CyBC are so poor, they have only sent Desperate Olympics for this performance with no backing singers and no chance.... She can sing this and...

6 September – Close your eyes and dream, and visualise a...

Who wouldn't love to see a win by Cyprus? A contest in the sun, probably on the coast, and a place wanting to publicise...

Cyprus: 17 down, one to Fuego

17 down, one to Fuego, and it is of course Cyprus. Eleni appears in a tunnel of laser cloud, clad in a golden catsuit,...

Cyprus – Hello?? PDSA??

It seems as though, whilst Jamie Vardy may be having a party, it seems someone at CYBC is also having one, clearly with illicit...

Cyprus – big in the hall but the stage is swallowed...

I went over to the arena to watch the first go of Cyprus. I’m a little underwhelmed, if I’m honest. We’re only allowed in...

Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one

Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning? Ralph: feeling a bit ruff Drashig: hale...